I Want to be a Hilton ???

[iamlachesis]

Seriously, it's a TV show.
Or, will be anyway. From the site:

"Everyone's heard of the Hiltons, especially daughters Paris and Nicky, but what would it take to actually live like them?

Kathy Hilton (mom to Paris and Nicky) hosts this engaging and humorous series that follows 14 eccentric young contestants as they vie for the opportunity to live the glamorous lifestyle of high society. Kathy Hilton guides the contestants through a variety of weekly challenges set in glamorous Manhattan and ranging from art and culture to beauty and fashion. Each week Kathy eliminates those who "didn't make the list." The finalist will win an extravagant prize package including a $200,000 trust fund!"

Dear God. Stop. Please send ice, handbasket, and long string, stat. Stop.

Comments

[agnosticoracle.livejournal.com]

If you want to be rich the most important thing to do is choose your parents wisely.

[iterum.livejournal.com]

I am so very tired of the Hiltons.

I understand from spam that Paris wears R0le~x.

[denonymous.livejournal.com]

weekly challenges set in glamorous Manhattan and ranging from art and culture to beauty and fashion

What's funny is that Paris would probably lose in the first round.

A spinoff show that I'd LOVE to see...

[bec.livejournal.com]

Paris Hilton: "Pleeeease, mister! I miss my mother! I want to go home! I won't tell ANYONE...PLEASE LET ME GO!"

Host: "It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again!"

Paris Hilton: "But...but...its DRUGSTORE brand! Not even Jergens! Its GENERIC lotion! Please don't make me, mister. Please let me go!"

Host: "IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN!"

ohhh yeah...that would be a fine FINE show. MUST SEE TEE VEE.

Re: A spinoff show that I'd LOVE to see...

[lachesis.livejournal.com]

heh. yer awesome.

Re: A spinoff show that I'd LOVE to see...

[macropixi.livejournal.com]

I want to see that show.