Venus Vibrance. Really.

[iamlachesis]

Hey wench33! The Venus Vibrance may be JUST the thing you need! It has a VIBRANT FUSCHIA HANDLE!!

"Grooved finger pads help keep your grip - even in a wet environment."

and, as heinleinfan pointed out: "A *razor* that vibrates to "gently exfoliate" as you shave and "sooth" you. It even has a finger rest for "precise control and maneuverability" and a "ball-shaped end" so you can "go ahead and reach". It's even safe to use in the shower or bathtub."

Oh yes. One will be mine. soon.

Comments

[wench33.livejournal.com]

Don't make me punch you.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_perihelion_/]

you could sell tickets to that. then you could afford a Venus Vibrance with no one the wiser.

[lachesis.livejournal.com]

oooooh! now THERE's an idea! thanks!

[lachesis.livejournal.com]

*insert pithy comment a la termofart here*

nyah.
:)

[aillecat.livejournal.com]

I have the mach 3 that vibrates, it works well, but its not that impressive... I like the quattro razors the best, we have matching butch n' femme quattros here.

Its as bad as you think

[bec.livejournal.com]

A friend of mine who works for Gillette ranted for a half hour at a party here a few weeks ago. She hates the Vibrance model. It really does look like a painful vibrator/razor hybrid. The fucker that thought this one up must be some kind of misogynist.

She also ranted about how the company she works for is behind that AXE Body Spray for Men ad campaign. You'd have never known that it was a Gillette product...but it is. I think she mentioned that she was embarassed that she worked for Gillette at this point.

No Vibrance for me! I keep my razors as far away from my sex toys as humanly possible. Ouch.

Re: Its as bad as you think

[lachesis.livejournal.com]

yeah, really - imagine if you were a HARDCORE masochist; using the "wrong end" for the "wrong things".

*shudder*

Re: Its as bad as you think

[bec.livejournal.com]

ok ow.

OW ya crazy bitch!

<3