Threads of Life

   My Father Got Married the Day of Live Aid.

   I was 16,
      & Not Missing It,
        so
          I Videotaped It
              on his Then-State-of-the-Art VCR.

          I Taped Over 'A Tape'.

   After the Reception,
        Everyone
            was Drunk at my Home.

   Everyone except my Now-Dead Racist Grandmother,
     whom
       I Disliked Even Then.

   She was Visiting,
      & Sitting on the Couch,
          as
            I Played the End Portion of the Tape,
                as
                  I Knew I would see Keith Richard.

      Sure,
          he was with Bob Dylan,
            but
               Still,
                    Keef.

   I'll Try 2 put what Happened Next More Gently
      than
          the Actual Occurance.

   Appearing,
       Unbidden,
         I Assure U,
             was something Granny prolly Hadn't Seen
                                          in Many, Many Years..:

             !!!COCK!!!.

   Huge
      Fucking
            Very Vertical COCK,
                    Perfectly Centralised,
                       &,
                        ummm,
                            Huge.

             Bill Gates Couldn't Buy That..!

   Feeeeeeeeed
              the
                 Wooooooooooooooooorld..!