Another reason to like Reno 911
Jun. 11th, 2005 06:37 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Scene: Gamer Geek being carried off to ambulance with an arrow wound; Officer Junior and Officer Garcia getting story of how someone was shot with an arrow, from GeekGuy dressed in "armor", and bad spirit-gum beard.
I'm paraphrasing, but it's still funny.
GG: "...So I was telling him that at close range, you CANT avoid a bow shot..."
OJ: "yeah, right, you're at a minus three in that area (shoulder)..."
GG: "...so... RIGHT... so I was telling him, you just CANT..."
OG: "I've got 10 points left on my 'i'm gon'hitchoo' stick..."
GG: [as he's runing away] "I'm wearing boots of escaping!I'm wearing boots of escaping!I'm....[gunshot by OG to the knee] OWWWW!"
Officer Garcia and Officer Junior help GeekGuy to police cruiser.
I'm paraphrasing, but it's still funny.
GG: "...So I was telling him that at close range, you CANT avoid a bow shot..."
OJ: "yeah, right, you're at a minus three in that area (shoulder)..."
GG: "...so... RIGHT... so I was telling him, you just CANT..."
OG: "I've got 10 points left on my 'i'm gon'hitchoo' stick..."
GG: [as he's runing away] "I'm wearing boots of escaping!I'm wearing boots of escaping!I'm....[gunshot by OG to the knee] OWWWW!"
Officer Garcia and Officer Junior help GeekGuy to police cruiser.
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